Welcome
Well, if you ain't figured it out by now dumbshit, I'm the Legendary Icy Nutt. I'm a legend in the backyard business, and let me tell you it has not been easy to make it to where I'm sitting typing this shit for all of you. I've been hit with chairs, ladders, thrown into cars, nailed with trash cans, and last but not least bashed with light tubes. I've been part of 2 federations. First, the shitty one was called JCW, Justin Championship Wrestling, and for some reason, I held a belt in a company with no talent, amazing eh ese? Anyway XPBW, Xtreme Pain Backyard Wrestling, was where I started my glourious career but they were sued by the Xtreme Pussy Butt Weirdos, a porn shop in Detroit. And man, did they take us out of some bank we didn't have. Anyhow, the company was then converted to XEBW, Xtreme Entertaintment Backyard Wrestling. The name changed with the changing times I suppose, as you know WWF was changed to WWE after being sued by the World Wildlife Fund. And as the name changed so did the style of wrestling. We went from Backyard Wrestling to, well, the shit you see on TV every Monday and Thursday, and that shit you pay over 30 dollars for on PPV. Many wrestlers got fed up and began looking else where. And now I am currently in JBW, carrying the World title and The Tag Team gold w. RedRum. Fortuneatly I stayed friends with long rival, and the former owner of XEBW, Fireball who was non stop talking about wrestling, promoting events for other Companys, just anything he could do to stay in th business. Then he gave me a call and asked if I wanted to join up and help start off a new wrestling federation. Gladly I said yeah and he gave me the number of the owner, John. So I called him up and had an interview with him and he actually liked my character, not many do, but anyhow, he gladly handed me a contract and I was on my way. So in September was when the gig started and we began wrestling. Little over a month ago, I was in a team that crumbled over, well, he would rather try and get some then wrestle, and he ended up getting nothing and the team split. That night, a new guy named Puak Ya Dead Homie was in the house and I talked to John and replaced my partner with Puak and we ended up winning the tag belts, and he later helped me retain my World Title over Super Balls. |
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